RIGHT. TAP A BUTTON AND ORDER. OR SCROLL LOWER DOWN. SIMPLE.


Send the SMS
Drop the WhatsApp
Fire Off the Email

We open June 15.
You can book ahead - smart people do.
Fresh batches drop daily, and once they’re gone, they’re gone.



The Layers Your Diet Warned You About





Warning: You already know how this ends


Get proper naughty.
Order yours you animal!

NO COFFEE. NO BREAD. NO PASTRIES. JUST CHAOS & TIRAMISU.



The only place in Malmö stupid enough - or smart enough - to do nothing but tiramisu.

No brownies, no cookies, no pastries, no bread, no hipster coffee rituals.

Just layers stacked with intent.


June 15 we open. Fresh batches daily. Limited stock. First come, first fed. If you want in, order ahead. When it’s gone, it’s gone. No plan B, no magic tricks, no “give me five minutes”.


A one‑dessert operation with British backbone and a Swedish postcode.

No pretending. No apologies. No ifs or buts, and definitely no coconuts.


Just tiramisu done properly.



PROPER NAUGHTY LAYERS



TIRAMISU is made daily with clean ingredients, proper naughty layers stacked by a British lad in a small Swedish town. Bold flavour, cold attitude, and absolutely no interest in playing nice.
Not here to meet expectations. I'm here to exceed them.



PROPER NAUGHTY CLASSIC



Doesn't shout. Doesn't need to.





Built on a Hobnob base that could outlive a small dictatorship, this classic kicks off with silky cream and cocoa staging a quiet coup. No gimmicks. No corporate nonsense. Just a straight‑up flavour uprising with a clean sucker punch that takes the top spot and acts offended you even questioned it. Proper tiramisu for people who don’t need convincing. Get ready to risk it for a biscuit.


Alcohol free.


Full Send 430ml - 110



OREO: DARK MATTER RIOT



Turns up late. Makes a scene. Leaves with your dignity.





Starts with a Chocolate Hobnob foundation because even chaos needs a backbone. Then the Oreos crash in - untamed, overconfident, and ready to start an all‑out riot in your mouth. Cream tries to negotiate, gets steamrolled. This is a full‑throttle flavour maverick with a rich spiky crunch and zero interest in behaving. If it had a passport, it’d be banned from airports.


Alcohol free.


Full Send 430ml - 125



THE COLD BLOODED BLUE



Fresh, sharp, and colder than a tax letter.





A classic Biscoff base holding up a blueberry blast that hits like a frosty Kiruna handshake. Clean cream, sharp fruit, layers lined up like they’re ready to unionise. This is a full‑tilt berry rebellion - bright, brutal, and absolutely not your café‑friendly fruit cup. Scandinavian freshness with a British grudge.


Alcohol free.


Full Send 430ml - 135



MR PROPER NAUGHTY
THE ONE STACKING THE LAYERS





Don’t ask him how he got into it the story gets more questionable every time he tells it. Moves around like he’s misplaced his spoon and refuses to admit it. Mention dessert and he lights up like a kid who’s just found the secret stash. He’s chaos in an apron. A menace with a mixing bowl. And somehow, against all logic, the tiramisu is unreal.

A proper handful with a proper mission: tiramisu that hits harder than it should.



THIS IS WHERE YOU PLACE YOUR ORDER!



This isn’t a bakery queue or some polite Swedish fika line. You want a box, or three? You hit any button and fire off your demand - clean, direct, no faff.

Orders via SMS, WhatsApp, or Email only.

First come, first fed. When the batch is gone, it’s gone. No crying, no “any left?”, no sympathy. Move fast or watch someone else eat your tiramisu.


Send the SMS
Drop the WhatsApp
Fire Off the Email

DELIVERY & PICK UP



pick up





Tygelsjövagen 146A, 21872 Tygelsjö, private pickup point.

No walk‑ins, no loitering, no “is this the right house?” nonsense.

You roll up, I step out, handover’s clean and sharp - first come, first fed.

Free parking right outside - in, out, shake it about, gone. Order the day before if you want guarantees.



delivery





Malmö, Limhamn, Vintrie, Hyllie, Tygelsjö, Vellinge. Delivered by leg‑powered bike.

No engines, no shortcuts, just graft. Slots are tight. When they’re gone, they’re gone. After 15:00? Maybe. Ask early. Tell me your time or we’ll give you one. Door code, floor, instructions - keep it simple. If you’re not home, point to a safe drop spot and we’ll stash it.



timing





Drop your preferred delivery day and time when you order.

If you don’t, I’ll hand you the next slot - usually next day. If timings clash, we’ll sort it. You’ll get a message after ordering and we’ll lock it in.

Same‑day is a gamble. Prep starts early, everything’s fresh by 09:00.

When stock’s gone, we close. No extras, no second batches, no miracles.



transport safety





We use a normal bike. we’re quick, but we're not Tour de France mutants, so distance and wind can add minutes.

Book ahead if you don’t like surprises. No wobble. No collapse. No sad layers, and handled like it matters.

We can move quickly when stock allows, but advance booking is always smarter. We don't like surprises.



allergens





Contains dairy, eggs, gluten. Made in a kitchen that handles nuts, soy and gluten. We keep it clean, but it’s not a lab.

Look, we'll be honest. If you need strict allergen‑free, this isn’t the tiramisu for you.

Best within 24 hours.

After that, you’re on your own.



big orders. big notice.





Feeding a crowd? Book ahead. No last‑minute heroics, no “can you whip up 20 portions today” fairy tales.

Minimum 10 portions. 48–72 hours’ notice, depending on how ambitious you’re feeling.

Fresh only - no shortcuts, no bulk‑batch nonsense.



OPENING HOURS

Thu–Mon: 11:00–15:00
Tue–Wed: Closed

ADDRESS

Tygelsjövägen 146A, 21872 Tygelsjö

Tel: 070 861 7374
Email: hello@tiramusu.com
instagram: @propertiramusu



FAQ



Straight answers. No fluff. No fairy tales.

If you’re wondering it, someone’s already asked it, so let’s get this over with.


“Do you do same‑day?”

Sometimes. It depends on stock. Dice roll.


“Can I reserve?”

Yes, if you’re quick.


“Can I customise?”

No. It’s tiramisu, not Build‑A‑Bear.


Is it halal?

Yes, no alcohol, no gelatine, nothing questionable. Clean ingredients only.



ALRIGHT, ENOUGH SIGHTSEEING. BE A GROWN-UP AND FINISH THE JOB.
ORDER YOUR PROPER NAUGHTY LAYERS!



© 2026 Tiramusu. All Rights Reserved
Built proper by a British lad in a small town who didn’t come here to blend in. Attitude included.

TIRAMUSU. Proper Naughty Layers Fresh tiramisu made daily in Tygelsjö Tygelsjövagen 146A, 21872 Tygelsjö Delivery to Malmö, Vellinge, Hyllie, Vintrie, Limhamn & Bunkeflostrand Pickup available at the Tygelsjö.

Thu–Mon, 11:00–15:00
Tues - Wed, Closed